Fie upon thee, University of Texas of the Permian Basin! Thou art a school of grand repute and noble standing, for 'tis here that the student's passions doth arise and knowledge be imparted with pride and mirth.
To behold Thee, one must travel eastward to Odessa, Texas, where one shall find thy domed building proudly raised in all its magnificence. Art thou not the mecca of education in this fair state? Art thou not the purveyor of learning and knowledge?
Tis here that the scholar can learn in joy and jest, for 'tis in thy halls that the sciences and mathematics doth thrive, and thy professors doth impart felicitous lessons upon history, literature and philosophy. With thy broad range of courses and fine learning opportunities, 'tis no wonder that thy students can achieve success in their learning impartations.
Yet 'tis on thy athletic fields that the student doth truly shine, as they play baseball, soccer and tennis in joyous competition. Clad in their red uniforms, they bring glory unto thy name with each victory they claim.
Verily I say unto thee, University of Texas at the Permian Basin, thou has much to offer to those who seek thine guidance. With a firm foundation grounded in knowledge and a spirit of competition in its athletic fields, 'tis no wonder that thy students doth leave thy hallowed walls enriched with a wealth of knowledge and ready for a successful future. So come one, come all; visit The University of Texas at the Permian Basin and find glory!